My little cousin Cameron is a big fan of Hummers. To clarify, I'm talking about the H2s. I am a big fan of hummers myself. To clarify, I'm talking about blowjobs.
We were riding in the car with Dad and Robin.
Cameron: Aunt Betty said that she'll buy me a Hummer when i turn 16!
Davlin: Dad, that's bullshit! I didn't get my first hummer until i was 17!
The end.
Dinner with Cameron!
Cameron: Davlin...i wish you were a sandwich.
Davlin: Why?
Cameron: Cuz i'd take a bite outta you!
Davlin: I don't know how to talk to you, dude.
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