2009 was an all around amazing year. For its final blog, I wanted to collect my favorite lines of 09. Enjoy!
I think in white noise.
When did doctor's become nothing more than drug dealers with degrees?
I'm starting to prefer being at work. How the hell did that happen?
Fuck me. I'm gonna get stabbed tonight.
“You can go ahead and save your prayers.” The creature says as it licks its lips. It then looks up and stares me dead in the eyes. “God’s not here.”
“No, Kurt was a martyr that all the little pissed off kids out there could pass off as their own voice. Now his image is nothing more than a T-shirt that's used as rebellion through conformity.”
"Don't fade out on me yet, boy. I want you to stay awake while I bust your Goddamn head open!" Belith screams.
We know who you are. Better than that, we know what you are and we know where you hide your bodies. We have a proposition for you.
But now here I am, things aren't perfect, but they are the best they've ever been for me. It's kind of nice having something to work towards and a future worth looking forward to.
I'm gonna drown my lonliness in alcohol!
"Well, couldn't you have at least hosed him off first? I mean, look at him. He's covered in blood! And...and is that vomit? There's vomit all over my fucking interior! That's going to take forever to get out."
“Technically, angels don't belong anywhere. We can go where we want. So can demons. There are hundreds of them on Earth getting into all sorts of shenanigans. That's where we come in.”
Sudenly, all that required knowledge is reduced to nothing more than mere afterthoughts.
I feed them each a bullet to make sure this little scene stays our secret forever.
This is where I want to hold her. Tell her that I'm OK, that we'll be OK. I want her to know that I'm more in love with her than ever and that a future without her is just not one worth having. But I don't.
How about family reunions, where you pass through an ocean of people, making small talk with strangers that only pass as relatives because of a few similar strands of DNA?
The whole thing only lasted roughly thirty five minutes and it ended just like we did; bittersweet.
My heart is stained, head is strained and it's not exactly the pain that's driving me insane. When did your feelings start to wane, swapped with such disdain?
The irony of it taking some psycho cutting an extra 18 pounds of of her to finally reach her dream weight is lost completely
“You're damn right! Belith is only they're second string. How do you think we're gonna do when they bring out the real heavy hitters?”
Thousands of wings rustle together in flight. Battle cries and screams of anguish can be heard from all directions. Then, there are the wet sounds of liquid splashing across the ground, always followed by a heavy weight. I open my eyes and gasp.
While things are nowhere close to perfect, I’m discovering happiness for the first time in my life. I hope you are doing the same. And that, love, is the truth.
We were only inches apart, yet you still felt so far away.
See? I don't feel a thing.
Wait...why am I naked?
I'm the scab you pick until it bleeds.
I can’t hang on your every word anymore because it all stopped making sense a long time ago.
I've become determined not to let it turn into a 300 dollar device just to watch porn, but into something a little more productive.
I do believe our wills shall never acquiesce to our desires, always leaving us a heartbeat away from total bliss.
No, the grass is always shaded, because the obese block out the sun.
And we'll need a prize too. Hmm...just throw a condom wrapper in there and ship it out.
Being a writer is pure madness.
It serves as the perfect ending to an awesome year, one that offers hope instead of prolonged, self induced misery.
I've already said Happy New Year. But I'll say it again. Happy New Year! Perhaps this year can be different for both of us. But I think we're switching attitudes...
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