The greatest licensed product. Ever.
Some of you have read "Scattered Thougths" the blog.
Even less have read "Scattered Thoughts" the novel.
But are any of you prepared for the total fucking awesomness that is...
Scattered Thoughts...
The Breakfast Cereal!
Yes, now you too can "Start your day the Emo Way"!
With the vaguely suggestive Ambien shaped cereal pieces. These have absolutely no flavor and you'd throw them away if it wasn't so much fun to stage your own half hearted overdose!
PLUS!
Miniature marshmallow pieces in several fun shapes!
Broken Hearts!
Razor Blades!
Suicide Notes!
And the all new Unpublished Manifesto! (technically the same as the suicide note, but it's cheaper to call it something else than to make a whole new one)
And the whole toxic mess turns the milk red! This way we can put it Hot Topic so all the goth and emo fucks can buy em up.
And we'll need a prize too. Hmm...just throw a condom wrapper in there and ship it out.
In stores soon.
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